Nice joke about the English view of German speeches

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a German are about to be executed by a firing-squat. Before shooting them, the executioner asks their last wishes.

The Frenchman thinks for a while, then he says: “I want to empty one last bottle of Dom Pérignon, the finest French Champagne”.

“OK”, says the executioner. Your wish will be granted.

Then he asks the German: “What is your last wish?”

“I want to deliver one last speech”, says the German.

“All right”, says the executioner.

Then he turns to the Englishman and asks:  “What is your last wish?”

The Englishman asks back: “May I be shot before the German please?”

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